‘Don’t Piss Off The Fairies’, reads the sign.
It’s good advice, and sound advice
until you realize you’ve no idea
what might annoy a Garden Fairy
‘Don’t Piss Off the Fairies’, the sign instructs
Someone suggests a gift of whiskey or honey wine
A little sip of insurance
in case of any accidental pissing off.
Tread lightly, Walk gently
Be Kind. It’s not so hard, after all.