‘Don’t Piss Off The Fairies’, reads the sign.
It’s good advice, and sound advice
until you realize you’ve no idea
what might annoy a Garden Fairy
My call is important, insists the cheerful hold lady. Friendly Customer Service Representatives are currently helping other customers, she chirps. She then assures me that my call will be answered in the order in which it was received. After a pause, she helpfully adds that, Friendly Customer Service Representatives will be with me in 10 to 15 minutes. My call may be monitored for training purposes. Continue reading “Hold it right there”
In this hand, I hold the sun
and a season’s worth of rain with
one thunderous storm breaking wild,
shredding a shattering, scattering wind.